🌀 for when the ticket just says “it’s broken”

Seriously!?

You typed three words. We’ll pretend that’s a report.

File a Vague Comment. Get two useless “problem reports,” a Reply All–worthy response, a user training example, and optional executive escalation.

Vague Comment (#vague-topic-input)

Priority

Confusion density 8/10

Very ridiculous — snark turned up (default chaos)

Sound effects (random whirrs, boings & sadness)

🏆 Hall of Fame

Community upvotes + admin pins. Peak operational ambiguity.

Click one — Seriously!? will do the unhelpful work.